Questions
My eldest turned 18 and voted in her first Primary election this week. This being Texas, she decided to register as a Republican. Which means that, soon, we will start fielding phone calls from political campaigns. So I drafted a set of questions to ask the earnest campaign workers when they call.
- Where does your candidate stand on 2nd Amendment rights for the unborn? Would he support an extension of “Concealed Carry” laws to cover this?
- Will your candidate take a firm stand against creeping Government control of our healthcare system, and vote to repeal Medicare?
- Does your candidate support traditional marriage, as it’s defined in the Bible: between one man and up to three women?
- Would your candidate support repealing the Capital Gains Tax and replacing it with a Flat Tax on poor people?
- Has your candidate’s position on … [name an issue] … evolved? Because I don’t believe in Evolution.
These ought to last us for a little while. More suggestions welcome.
Re: Questions
Congratulations, Jacques! Quite a proof that the evolution of life is able to produce ever more perfect life forms.
The candidate who would pass all your tests would be really good but I think that it would mean that He is God and such candidates don’t run in Texas.